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[lanternae]

You have gotten out more recently. Perhaps the rådjur and the gås have contributed something positive after all.

[He won't dive into that any further. They're celebrating here.]

Perhaps you should ask them. I'm sure they would love to go if only to join in on your celebration.

I have seen a booth where they shoot tickets at you, Husk. You would do splendid.

[wiseoldbartender]

Don't give them fuckers any credit when they ain't earned it.

Or. We could just not ask them. And tell them to show up at the address. See their faces when they realise what it is.

[ Because it's an honest 50/50 if he could convince them to go otherwise. ]

Yeah, that's standard in most kids places like that. You get tickets to get a prize. It's like Infant Gambling.

[lanternae]

You would trick your own children into showing up to your sobriety party? For shame...they would come out of their love for you.

[Now who's the weird parent! It's not him!]

There's one that sticks out in particular. An individual steps into a cylindrical tube while tickets are blown about like they are in a wind storm. The person inside must try to collect as many as possible.

Husk, let's sign you up for that one. Your cat-like reflexes are sure to be in their element.

[wiseoldbartender]

I don't know if they love me enough to get traumatised by the dude in a rat costume.

...What.

[ No. What. What the fuck. ]

Like in a fuckin' game show? I'm gonna hard veto that one. Have they got any poker games? Maybe blackjack? I can do those.

[ At the children's restaurant. ]